A song about Maggie the Cat

“Maggie” (to the tune of the Johnny Carson show.)

Maggs maggs mah maggs maggs muh muh muh Maggs!
Maggs maggs mah maggs maggs muh muh muh Maggs!

She’s so magnificent muh muh muh muh Maggs!
Muh muh muh muh muh, mah mah muh muh Maggs!

Muh uh uh Mag-gie Mu Muh muh uh Mags!

She can make really good macaroni.
Mu Muh muh uh Mags!

She’s better than the radio invented by Marconi.
Mu Muh muh uh Mags!

She’s sweeter than Italian ice cream called spumoni.
Mu Muh muh uh Mags!

She’ll never give anyone a bunch of bologna.
Mu Muh muh uh Mags!

She’s a real woman and not a phony.
Mu Muh muh uh Mags!

She sounds sweet on the telephoney.
Mu Muh muh uh Mags!

AND NOW HERE’S MAGGS!

It took me a whole month to write that and no I haven’t talked to her on the phone or eaten her macaroni. That was all part of the creative process, but that’s not saying that any of it isn’t true.