chilling with jesus would be like chilling with god’s kid. that’d be an intresting time…i bet me and jesus would party it up. or if jesus wouldn’t, his lesser known brother crieg christ would. crieg doesn’t turn water into wine but into cold coors light. and he doesn’t walk on h2o, but he definatly has some crazy hydroponic shit that he and judas grow. so the question for you is not what would jesus do, but where will you be when the crieg machine comes partying through…