Lying on the floor of the upper middle class at the age of fifteen I simply had no idea that life would transpire and morph in the manner that it did and I am left in awe-inspiring delusion that it was somehow a dream and that the past 26 years were simply a delusion and that you want to adopt me and my five offspring, one of which is being held captive by the decisions of the Sumner County Court in Sumner County, Tennessee, USA (not my fault) and the others have been positively identified as offspring of a bastard child who has lived up to every single one of his bastardly reputations and hereby forfeits his domination by retracing events back to his unfaithful and treacherous event that destroyed the lives of 4 innocents.

Any questions? Think first and abort later. Faulty towers result in abolished blood lines.