Let me count the ways I lust for, err, want to meet Roux….

1. She’s plum gorgeous.
2. She’s a taurus
3. She could be my granddaughter
4. She says she is a great big sister
5. She is tall
6. She has a cool, chic, androgenous name
7. She is a woman of faith, who is exploring what that means
8. She has a great smile, and is always smiling.
9. She is entertained easily.
10. She can do hair and stuff.
11. She can bust a move.
12. She is an intelligent good listener and a thoughtful writer.
13. {no entry here, bad luck}
14. She has a sexy collarbone
15. She shaves.
16. She is candid.
17. She likes films.
18. She likes photography.
19. She swallows.
20. She is compassionate, helpful, caring, and kind.
21. She is a good friend and is still close with her family.
22. She is moral
23. She’ll try most anything once.
24. Her secret ambition is to don a scuba wetsuit that is two sizes too big for her and dump cold pasta into the suit to take up the vacant space.
25. She loves taking photographs
26. She loves posing for photographs
27. She can fly upside down
28. She has suckable lips
29. She has contemplated sex with a hot woman
30. She’s from UTAH!

Okay, there are more reasons, but I don’t want to overstate the case.