HE CALLED ME ON MY CELL PHONE!!!! While I was pregnant with Piper, my daughter, my boyfriend and I had tickets to see Rancid- the best band ever with the hottest most best sounding goddamn vocalist I’ve ever heard… anyway- couldn’t risk my bebe’s hearing for one show… so I stayed home and pouted, trying to find something better than A Baby Story to watch while my boyfriend was skankin in pit for sure… well, later in the evening the phone rang. I didn’t answer… checked the messages… “ay, liz this- this ihs tim armstrong, your boy josh told me your pregnant and cant come to the show- good luck with the baby and everything. uh… this is tim armstrong” AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Josh called me about ten minutes after I got that…. I believed it was him, but then Josh said he was gonna get him on the phone with me LIVE… hard for my fragile girly lusty brain to grasp at that moment of euphoric delight… well, a minute or so later, ay liz. this is tim.
nuh-uh!
ya, this is tim armstrong… good uh.. good luck withthe baby and everything.
nuh-uh!
this is matt! (one of our friends in a ska band hanging with josh- 50:50 shot, check them out)
he said it another time and then josh said he looked at the phone like it had a disease or something and snapped it shut and handed it back to him…. I almost cried- then he tried to make me feel better by telling me that these two really hot chicks were walking up to Tim at the same time..
but i felt so embarassed- but I didn’t care for more than a few seconds… I screamed and called everyone I knew…. now I can tell my daughter Tim Armstrong says wassup.