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How I met Agent99

by Sir Aaron — 1 year ago

It was my winter break and it was freakin’ cold and dull. Luckily, Secret Agent 99 was in town on some top secret mission or another and I was able to engage in some rather fun and yet quite silly espionage with her.

We went to the Oakland Museum and the Mayor showed up to greet us, hit the Winchester Mystery House where the tourguide told her his life story and tried to get her involved in some sort of inter-state tuburculsosis foundation.

99 definitely livened up my otherwise bland December. Although, I did learn that dark comedic plays about child murder are not always the best way to impress a gal.

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Agent99

Hey thanks

but as I recall… I met you in January? Hmm…. who is this other woman with whom you’ve been cavorting on bleak winter days? Tread carefully, you’re on dangerous ground here.

P.S. Going to that play with you was one of my favorite things from that visit. I just wanted to you know that.

Feb 18, 08:38PM | Respond to this

Sir Aaron
Oakland

Psht

January, December. It was all just one chunk of a cold blur.
And as far as the cavorting woman, you must mean women.

Feb 18, 10:06PM | Respond to this

Agent99

Way to make a girl feel special.

I thought I was the sun in your sky, the sugar in your tea, the Anna Karenina in your literate world? No? Far as I can tell you, me, ‘n Calypte have been going cyber-steady for 6 months now. You’re going to throw all that away from women who don’t walk, they don’t run, they cavort? You’re a fool, a fool I say!

Feb 18, 10:21PM | Respond to this

Sir Aaron
Oakland

Word

All that and more. Pretty sure that Tolstoy never had anything against cavorting women. Neither do I.

Feb 18, 10:24PM | 1 cheer | Respond to this

Agent99

I am not sure

if I should be cyber-insulted or cyber-flattered.

Until I figure it out, I’m going to talk to Calypte about teaching you a lesson—Lysistrata style.

Oooooh, snap!

Feb 18, 10:28PM | Respond to this

Sir Aaron
Oakland

Dionysian Threnody

My path is blessed by Dionysus himself so as long as I keep up the sacrafices, no appearances in Lysistrata plays for me.

Feb 18, 11:07PM | Respond to this

Agent99

Dear Sir,

I wasn’t quite talking about plays. Real life, it seems, is a wee bit different. In real life I think a Lysistrata style attack would wear you down, when all you’d really want is to be worn out.

Love,
Agent99

Feb 19, 05:41AM | Respond to this

Sir Aaron
Oakland

These Are My Last Words

My real life is a play. And I just wanted to see if it was possible to get the last word in. Doubt it.

Feb 19, 09:10AM | Respond to this

Agent99

Okay, you win.

No wait.
You don’t.

If your life was a play then what role did I fill? Did you mean the above, that I really was the simple carbohydrate in your caffeinated breakfast beverage, or did you mean that you were a fool?

I love that none of this is showing up on subscriptions and no one but a really bored loser/ voyeuristic pervert would want to read this.

Oh hey, so I’m going to see that Peter O’Toole flick now, I’ll tell you all about it later, hope you have a nice day!!

Feb 19, 09:46AM | Respond to this