A story about brendanb23

Ahhh Brendan,
The sweet and sensitive man behind the camera, who is continually being stalked by a knife wielding clown with big ears.
I haven’t seen much of dear Brendan as of late, and I have a hunch it may be do to a little lady who gives good kisses , or perhaps he’s so busy drinking 43 different kinds of beer, and removing flaky people from his life, that he simply hasn’t got the time!
This is a guy who owns more instruments than anyone else I know, (and even knows how to play a few of them as well… so I am told ), his pool game is apparently up to pare enough to win 80% of his games ( I personally would be happy if I hit the 1% mark, but that’s just me mate). He wants to “Improve his ambidexterity” ( something I have had to spend my whole life doing , being a “Leftie” in a Right Hand Mans World), he wants to learn how to “Smoke Cheese”, which is something I have wanted to learn to do for years now,
unless of coarse that is some kind of drug slang I am too naive to know about, and has nothing to do with “Cheese” at all…. in which case I think I may have to pass in case my Mom finds out
And though he has a very ”MALE” typical goal of ” Come up with the world’s longest palindrome and have it recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records”, (Why does it have to be the “Longest”?! Why not just average?!), He redeems himself by having the goal of “Volunteer as an adult literacy teacher”.
to which I am hoping , that perhaps with his help, I will be able to FINALLY finish my book “See Spot Run”, and move onto “Why Jack left Jill” (rumour has it was because of “John”, but I am not buying it till I read it for myself)
What ever Brendan is up to these days, I am hoping he is happy and healthy, and having fun, all the things I would want for any of my friends.


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