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Why things are awkward between me and Robert Cottrell

by peanutbutter — 2 years ago

due to operator malfunction i am submitting this twice, robert. if you recieved both you can approve which ever you would like. please know that that could make things awkward between us. :)

because he is tall.
no, no…
because he inadvertantly solicted a hug from tori amos. (i didnt know hugging celebs was the new thing to do, but apparently everyone is doing it!)
no, no…
because he seems to be addicted to the ‘why things are awkward between me and …’ option. which i think is hilarious.
no, no…
because he is tall. yeah. because he is tall.

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Robert Cottrell
Edinburgh

There are a lot of things about me that could use some improvement, but I hadn’t considered my height before. Still, I’m not sure that there’s much that I can do about that….

The why things are awkward option is definitely the best one to use, but it must be used with caution. I think I have accidentally created awkward situations where none existed previously by using it carelessly.

Dec 18, 12:11PM | Respond to this

peanutbutter
Seattle

oh now look what ive done...

i have given you a tall complex. oopsie! ;)

i say be tall! be as tall as you can be! i mean, within reason. being too tall would be much like using the awkward option recklessly and that is just unheard of.

hows the weather up there?

Dec 18, 12:43PM | Respond to this

Robert Cottrell
Edinburgh

Don’t worry, I’m not developing a tall complex. Still, I think you’ve convinced me not to add “get better posture” to my list and instead live out my life with a perpetual slouch. There’s no need to appear taller than necessary.

Dec 19, 10:58PM | Respond to this

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