The real reason, in top 5 format.

• Wembleyheads. Neither a wembley, nor a head. What’s the real story? Who’s the real hero here, the wembley or the head?

• All this hippie-talk, does Wembleyheads actually wear Birkenstocks? Are there tie-die shirts in play here? Jangly anklets? Grateful Dead concerts?

• What truth is there to the rumor that “Wembleyheads” is actually Abe Frohman, The Sausage King of Chicago? Some serious investigating needs to be done. Interviews must be conducted.

• Wembleyheads… What does the laugh sound like?

• Seeing as how Wembleyheads has committed to donate over $100,000 annually to the eradication of poverty in the world, how can one NOT want to meet this selfless, giving, caring person?

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