Pauly came to a little independent movie thearter in Brookline, Ma for the release of ‘Pauly Shore is Dead,’ so sure enough my bestfriend and I were in line early to make sure we got in. (We have grown up watching Pauly movies…. BioDome, In the Army Now, Son-In-Law, the list goes on)
When we finalllly got in after standing in the unbearable 15 degree air outside, we were so so happy to be inside. When we got into the thearter, NO ONE was sitting in the front row and even the second row was pretty empty. Not even caring or considering that maybe it was reserved or something we scurried on up to the front and situated ourselves right in the middle – front and center! HA.
Pauly came out, went crazy, I don’t even remember what happened right here, its a blur now, but he came up to me and proceeded to hump my chair / give me a lapdance. Best 10 seconds ever. I kid you not! So so hilarious.