I phantasise about the old Donald Sutherland being my dad, like the men he played in Kate Bush’s “Cloud Busting” video or in “Pride and Prejudice”.
I phantasise about the young Donald Sutherland being my lover. “Catching some rays” as Sgt Oddball or with the bodysnatchers ‘tache and all. God, he was sooo hot. A real man’s man. I like that in a guy.

“Woof, woof, woof, woof! That’s my other dog imitation.”
- Sgt. Oddball, tank commander in “Kelly’s Heroes”

Check out this youtube vid at 00:52-01:27 and his sexy “no baby, we ain’t” at 7:47