Why things are awkward between me and sarahhatter
I met her at a New Years party. She was drunk and passed out on the couch. I took pictures of her and carefully cut out the heads and pasted them into a Home Depot catalog that I carry everwhere. On page 165 she is operating a band saw with her eyes closed and she’s drooling just a little bit. It’s very unsafe and unhealthy.
I’ve never seen her again.