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Why I want to meet Jonathan Ross

I love his show on BBC: “Friday Night with Jonathan Ross”.

If you had a miserable week he is the one to cheer you up. He is brilliant!

I am so glad that the show started again.

A question I have about Jonathan Ross

How does he keep his hair so shiny?

A story about Jonathan Ross

I would like to ask him why I heared his voice coming out of the ugly sister in the UK edition of Shrek 2

A story about Jonathan Ross

Once he was wearing a suit so shiny that the moment he left his house it absorbed and reflected all the sunlight in the world into a highly concentrated laser beam but fortunately he lives next to a few miles of empty grasslands and just beyond the grasslands a bank was being robbed and just as the robber was escaping a mysterious laser in the shape of Jonathan Ross’ body zapped him right in the kisser and he got catapulted into a cage with a leopard who then ate the robber.

A story about Jonathan Ross

I met him in a bookshop in London years ago. He was there with his missus. He really is larger than life in real life, and he was very nice too.

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