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Why I admire Strong Bad

What in the hell. Can we say TROGDOR ON GUITAR HERO II? My friend told me that song was on there and I was like ‘WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS? Do you even know where that song comes from?’ He’s like ‘No, what the hell is it?’ ‘ONLY THE COOLEST SONG EVER FROM A STUDLY SHORT MAN IN GLOVES! Well, besides Fhqwagads’ Friend = o.O after that hahah. That’s hardcore, SB.

HARD.CORE.

Did I mention finding a Trogdor tshirt at the thrift store for 95ยข?

Why I admire Strong Bad

I admire Strong Bad for his mad typing skillz.

A story about Strong Bad

Extremely small when closed. Ridiculously huge when it’s open.

A story about Strong Bad

One day, I was walking through the woods, yodeling to myself…just minding my own business. When suddenly Strong Bad flew out of a honeybee’s nest and straight into me. Knocking me over and landing directly on my patella, he said to me…”Do you know the way to San Jose?” “No, ” I said, ” and would you please get off my knee?” To which he responded ” Trogdor rules, and Homestar drools!” And was immediately beamed up into a space ship and anally probed. I don’t know why he won’t return my phone calls. Strongbad, we had such a special relationship!

Why I want to meet Strong Bad

he’s so insanely funny… and not to mention HOT! lol… =P

Why I admire Strong Bad

He gets more email than me.

Why things are awkward between me and Strong Bad

I ate Trogdor.

Why I admire Strong Bad

He can type with gloves on. And he’s like, improv king!

A story about Strong Bad

Wave o’ babies..

A question I have about Strong Bad

How can he type with boxing gloves on? And did he ever star in a low-to-no budget horror film? Did he make a song about sibbie?


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