In the late 80s, The Bears would occasionally play the 9:30 Club in downtown Washington, D.C. My merry band of misfits would never pass up a chance to see the great Adrian Belew at work (play?), so we dutifully trekked into the city for all those shows.
One particular show stands out. As I recall, Ropert Fripp and the League of Crafty Guitarists were scheduled to play the following week at Georgetown University, so on the way to the 9:30 Club I casually said something like, “wouldn’t it be cool if Fripp made a cameo appearance?” That was a mistake.
By the end of the first set, my lovable but obnoxious roommate was extremely drunk and rowdy. He was also big and had a booming voice. Every chance he got during a break in the music, he would shriek, “FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPP” at the top of his lungs – and I mean loud. We were right up at the front of the stage, so it was really embarassing. After about the tenth ear-splitting “FRIIIIIIIIIPP”, Rob Fetters had had enough. He side-stepped his microphone and yelled, “HEY BUDDY, WHY DON’T YOU SUCK MY DICK?”
We lost it. It was perfect. Unfortunately, Mr. Obnoxious was too drunk to realize it…he had no clue what had just happened, which was the source of endless ribbing for years to come.
During another 9:30 show, I stood at the foot of Adrian’s mike and generally rocked out the entire time, singing along, growling like a Bear, etc, etc. After the last encore, Adrian sought me out, made eye contact, reached around his mike and asked, “Do you want my pick?” as he jammed it into my outstretched hand.
I still have the pick 20 years later – a white Fender Medium.
If I ever meet Adrian or Rob, I’ll surely relate this story and apologize for my roommate. Adrian probably won’t remember the incident, but it wouldn’t
surprise me if, to this day, Rob Fetters’ blood curdles at the sound of idiots screaming, “FRIIIIIIIIIIPP!”.