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Comedian, writer, and actor. Most well known for “Seinfeld,” the long-running TV series phenomenon. One of the most brilliant comedians around.

 

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Why I want to meet Jerry Seinfeld

he is really funnnnny

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...not that there’s anything wrong with that.

A story about Jerry Seinfeld

es tan genial que se cruzo con lo sexy.
eso no pasa siempre.

Why I want to meet Jerry Seinfeld

um… why wouldnt i want to meet him??

A story about Jerry Seinfeld

I used to work in Midtown. One lunch break, I was walking up to the deli and he was right there, waiting for his car. Said hi. He said, ehhhh. Something totally Jerry.

Why Jerry Seinfeld should want to meet me

so we can engage in repartee

The real reason I want to meet Jerry Seinfeld

Just to stop and stare at him…. he is the best ever :o)

Why things are awkward between me and Jerry Seinfeld

He walked past me on central park west a few years back, and when I said hi (and he replied hello), I STUPIDLY patted him on the back – like I had some sort of right to touch the guy! DOH! In any case, it was a cool experience.

The real reason I want to meet Jerry Seinfeld

he got me and my best friend sara through our hellish freshman year away at college. No one had a good sense of humor at that school (read:they chose ‘Friends’over ‘Seinfeld’).

JERRY: Vomitting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler had vomitted on Chamberlain, Chamberlain still would have given him Czechoslovakia.

GEORGE: Chamberlain…you could hold his head in the toilet, he’d still give you half of Europe.

A story about Jerry Seinfeld

it’s about nothing..


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