How I met Samuel Leroy Jackson
At the airport in the Bahamas. He was a complete arrogant asshole. He must be racist. He would only talk to the people of color there. I was shocked.
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Actor. Mace Windu in the Star Wars prequels. Jules Winnfield in “Pulp Fiction”. Carl Lee Hailey in “A Time to Kill”. Mitch Hennessy in “The Long Kiss Goodnight”. Danny Roman in “The Negotiator”. Rufus in “Kill Bill vol. 2”. Nelville Flynn in “Snakes on a Plane”. And who’s the black private dick who’s a sex machine with all the chicks? “Shaft”! Damn right.
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The real reason I want to meet Samuel Leroy Jackson
I want to meet Samuel L. Jackson because Snakes on a Plane was a big risk for a guy who can pick and choose his roles. It shows that The Man has a sense of humor and a lot of confidence.
Plus he kicks snake butt.
A story about Samuel Leroy Jackson
I like Rufus in Kill Bill) I think in real life this man is just cool…I hope he likes race cars as I do! yeah
The real reason I want to meet Samuel Leroy Jackson
The only one who could make “Snakes on a Plane” sound good.
Why I want to meet Samuel Leroy Jackson
He’s going to be at Comic-Con this year, and so am I. There’s going to be a panel discussion of Snakes On a Plane! OMFG!
A story about Samuel Leroy Jackson
If you add up the earnings of those films he has been acting in he is the one that earned most for the Studios.
A story about Samuel Leroy Jackson
One time there were these snakes on a plane and Samuel L Jackson killed them all and probably ate some of them.
The real reason I want to meet Samuel Leroy Jackson
So he can do the Ezekiel 25:17 quote from Pulp Fiction. And teach me how to say “mofo” like a pimp.
