A story about Flying Spaghetti Monster
I hear he goes by the name Al Dente.
I love FSM but couldn’t eat a whole one… I mean how much bolognese sauce would it take! Also would need a very large fork.
Too crazy.
Oops I am worried that my post is offensive to other believers, and that FSM might smite me! If you do stone me, can it be with soft things instead, like pom-poms or something?
That would be more suitable for me, if it’s not too much trouble.
I have the FSM Gospel, and have read it many a times. This theory just makes sense. His noodley appendages touched my heart. <3
Because I really believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monstear created the whole world. It makes just so much more sense than strange evolution theories or something…
When i read his noodly gospel, the first thing I read was “In the beginning was the word, and the word was Yargh!”, from the book of Piraticus i do believe.
A firm believer in the need to help fight global warning, I have since become a pirate, and I have the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the blessings received from his Noodly Appendages to thank for it.