Maynard James Keenan (placeholder)

My husbands IDOL, and also when my man went to Iraq, Tool came this way so we missed them! (wouldnt go without my man)..he brought me into the scene,and I have loved them ever since. His lyrics and music are amazing and yeah id want to fuck him ; )

but im not asian..

psht cuz he’s just super sexy with an amazing voice. yup. but ya i was fortunate enough to see Tool in concert twice this yeat. they were amazing!! one day i hope to meet maynard and the others up close and not seeing ‘em so far away.

I’ve seen Tool twice and A Perfect Circle once. Maynard gets better and sexier every time I see him.

I saw Tool at the State theatre in Detroit about 11 years ago. Phenomenal show! I was on the barricade and wanted out so one of the security guys started to pull me out. The eyelet on my boot hooked my friends fishnets and my leg got smashed up against the barricade by the onslaught of people that wanted my space. My thigh bone bent over the barricade and i could feel it breaking and screamed like holy hell. It took another bouncer and an angel in the crowd to get me out lol! (he tore my friends’ fishnets where my boot was caught) The moral of the story? See Tool in concert often, NEVER wear boots with eyelets when your friend wears fishnets! lol!

i’ve known maynard for a while now…he likes young asian women he also likes popcorn

Why the hell does he writhe about the stage like that?

Oh yes, and he puts on a truly AMAZING show. If Tool tour again, I will definitely be getting a ticket.

So I saw him…from far (but if you ask me, I think is better this way), gas mask and all, and of course performing/singing. This is the Maynard I wanted to meet. And so I did. As I imagined, just me and mr joint (transcient smoke), listening form a perfect distance so that I wouldn’t miss the whole show because of him.
I got a long sleeve as a souvenir…and went home…ahhh and then the real story begun (but this is very private hehe).

i dunno why really..his voice takes me to a whole new world and his lyrics are like no other..i’ve understood somethin from it although i don really kno wht the lyrics mean to him or everyone else..his music has helped me a lot to stand up and face the facts of life..

I recently met him after a show in Mansfield.He’s not an asshole,he just tries to avoid the “hype” of being a “star”.He’s quiet and polite.He’s not about to let anyone into his world apon one meeting.He seems very picky as to whom he gets close to, if he is close to anyone at all.