Why I want to meet your mom
I hear she is good at sexual activities . . .?
Your mom is a one-armed dope smoking hippie tree hugging revolutionary with a penchant for cheese and a key to the public library. I love her.
How do you compe with such interesting comebacks?
“You’re dumb”
“Your mom is dumb”
“Gosh, you suck!”
“Your mom sucks”
“Man I’d do that”
“Your mom would do that”
OR
“Your mom would do that”
It’s lame, but high-larious. [Your mom is lame, but high-larious] But I love those jokes, ALL OF THEM. [Your mom loves those jokes, ALL OF THEM] Mhmm true story, it gets better, but back to my question…how do you cope? haha. <3Steph