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Recent stories by and about your mom

Why I want to meet your mom

I hear she is good at sexual activities . . .?

The real reason I want to meet your mom

Free beer!

Why I admire your mom

I pimp it like your Mom on New years.

Why things are awkward between me and your mom

I was your mom. Once.

Last Halloween.

A story about your mom

That’s what SHE said.

A story about your mom

your mom is so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday.

A story about your mom

she was in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!

Why I like your mom

Your mom is a one-armed dope smoking hippie tree hugging revolutionary with a penchant for cheese and a key to the public library. I love her.

A question I have about your mom

How do you compe with such interesting comebacks?

“You’re dumb”
“Your mom is dumb”

“Gosh, you suck!”
“Your mom sucks”

“Man I’d do that”
“Your mom would do that”
OR
“Your mom would do that”

It’s lame, but high-larious. [Your mom is lame, but high-larious] But I love those jokes, ALL OF THEM. [Your mom loves those jokes, ALL OF THEM] Mhmm true story, it gets better, but back to my question…how do you cope? haha. <3Steph

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