A story about Dane Cook
He is So HOT. I’m looking for a sperm donor do you think? if i got him drunk???
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Why I want to meet Dane Cook
he would be awesome to hang out with…definitely would have me dying of laughter!
How I met Dane Cook
I play a “college student on their way to class” in BACHELOR NO.2 (2009) , which stars DANE COOK and KATE HUDSON. Oh, yes – watch me walk behind them, crossing the street as they jog past me on Boston Common. In “the big kissing scene” I am on a bench in the park, sandwiched between two girls. During one take, Dane started goofing around and threw off his shoes (because, presumably “fuck shoes,” right?) and flailed his way toward us, crashing right into us on the bench. “Betcha weren’t expecting THAT.” he said. It’s those little moments you relish in, ya know? haha.
The real reason I want to meet Dane Cook
Fuck just meeting this guy. I’d rape him faster than he could blink :P
Why I want to meet Dane Cook
He seems like a really cool guy!
Hes hot.
Hes funny.
What more can you ask for?????
