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Jason Santa Maria is a Graphic Designer living in sunny Philadelphia, PA with his fiance Liz and three cats. Someday he hopes to join the circus as the resident geek, but would settle on being a roustabout for a time. Jason is most certainly available for work. If you are looking to merely win his favor or to persuade him, he is easily won over by candied offerings. Though he is purportedly open to bartering, wild bets, and challenges involving feats of strength, Jason survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire him.

Jason is a card carrying member of Happy Cog Studios. This status grants him access to most black-tie galas and groundbreaking ceremonies.

 

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I’ve met Jason at both “An Event Apart Atlanta” and “An Event Apart Boston”. I also still owe him a drink as I ended up with my current job in Pittsburgh through a connection he helped to make.

Why I want to meet Jason Santa Maria

I want to meet Jason, so I could give him a stern but gentle open-hand slap in the mouth.

Then whilst he lay on the ground weeping from the sting of his pride, I’ll bellow, “That’s for Stan!”

of course I am kidding


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