David Cross (placeholder)

met him outside his show in london.ruined his joke later inside the show.

what a fun sexy time for you

please i want to meet you face to face , or communicate with you i real want to talk with you, here is my email addres where you can reach me direct (victoriaraymond1@yahoo.fr

My regards

Victoria

I met Mr. David Cross while out on tour. He was the emcee for a show one night. It was funny watching everyone backstage bug him for a picture (myself included) or try to get his attention. He really was a a bit aloof and didn’t say much until later on in the night, when late night party was on, and substances allow us all to drop our inhibitions. Pretty much just a regular guy though.

I love this man.

I’m not staying at your friend’s beach house….

This guy has the awesomest name because it represents Jesus and everything he died about. I wish I could have this name but Rugg is also nice because it sounds like “hug” and I would love to hug Jesus.

last summer, david cross performed at cobb’s comedy club in sf and proved his brillance and his wit when he dealt more cleverly with former mayor willie brown’s bullshit than anyone i’ve seen. during the Q& A, willie yelled at a woman in the audience for questioning him. during the next question, david cut in, “what willie meant to say was, ‘fuck you bitch!’”. the rest of the panel of san francisco elite did not appreciate him for speaking the fucking truth about lame-ass politicians. afterward, he bought a raffle ticket to support my cousin’s high school. he was chatting it up with the singer from the donnas, so as we drove past them after leaving the club, my sister blared their music (the old stuff, back when they were local and kinda riotgrrrl and their music was pretty good).

He’s just. So. Funny.

And we all know how sexy that can be.

I love his sarcasm. His intelligence. He reminds me of some of my favorite people.

And I can imagine having a good time hanging out with him.

I ran into him in the Santa Monica Whole Foods while my son was strapped to my chest. I felt like an idiot, but had to introduce myself because I’m a huge fan. After I told him that, I didn’t have much else to say, so he said, “Ooo-kay! Well, nice talking to you.”

I felt like a bigger idiot, but I’m still glad I met him.