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Former Prime Minister of Australia (1996 – 2007)

 

Recent stories by and about John Howard

One thing you probably didn't know about John Howard

He has a booming voice and is incredibly red in the face. It’s awesome!

How I met John Howard

It was seriously an accident. I was at a Science dinner at Parliament House (can’t remember exactly what it was), and he was walking around shaking hands with people. I was there with the Science editor from the Canberra Times and he kept pushing me forward to shake Johnnie’s hand, knowing that I had no desire to meet him as I still was mourning the loss of Paul Keating.

I ended up shaking his hand and hating myself.

A question I have about John Howard

UUurrgghh!.. will this dick-wit call the election already???

dude how long can a “pre-campaign, campaign” go for….

EDIT: its ok. it’s been called:)... counting down days till johnny goes away!!

Why I want to meet John Howard

I dislike the man greatly, but I’d love to meet him just so I could ask him so many questions about his and his governments decisions over the past few years.

The real reason I want to meet John Howard

is because i want to hug him with a screwdriver ;)

Why I want to meet John Howard

What is really going on with him? Is there some deep dark secret? Some skeleton in the closet? Is he willing to tell anyone about it? Is he all what we expect him to be? Who knows…

Why I want to meet John Howard

I want to sit down with him for a few hours, break past the bullshit barrier, and see what is really going on inside this little man.

Why I want to meet John Howard

So many things to say to this stupid fool.

Why I want to meet John Howard

So I can slap the silly little man – first students are treated like 2nd class citizens, now everyone in the work force is too! (except of course for the Pollies, all sitting their fat-cat arses on their pretty little pay-packets).


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