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Recent stories by and about Woody Allen

The real reason I want to meet Woody Allen

I want to seduce him.

A story about Woody Allen

Woody is a pure genious: witty, incredibly smart, politically uncorrect!!!
I used to like the old Woody (before Match Point and Cassandra’s dream) more, though: movies without him playing the leading role are not the same!

Why I admire Woody Allen

He’s one of the people I admire the most, he has the courage to constantly reinvent himself and that’s a very rare and precious thing.

Why Woody Allen should want to meet me

I want to meet him.

Why I want to meet Woody Allen

Because he’s a babe and someone told me I look like a young Diane Keaton (greatest compliment ever).

Why I want to meet Woody Allen

Cause his brain is so sexy..according to the man himself..”My brain – it’s my second favorite organ”

The short story about a man caught in novels is hilarous (Side effects)

A story about Woody Allen

I was in London for a class trip and we happened to see some film stuff near a building. My teacher being the persistant dog he is lol, decided to investigate. Woody was walking out of the building, we persued and got a pic. with him!

A story about Woody Allen

Sleeper, was great! You are wonderful woody.

The real reason I want to meet Woody Allen

To truly know there is someone out there as truly neurotic as I am.

Why I admire Woody Allen

Because he wrote The Purple Rose of Cairo which was an incredible movie.


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