Why Augusten Burroughs should want to meet me
Because I have awesome dance moves, witty sardonic humor and I can laugh others without making them feel like complete crap.
He is just an amazing writer. And gay as well. Who couldn’t love that profile? His writing and life experiances are truly amazing. A sad story he makes you laugh at…that’s his life. His books “Running With Scissors” and “Dry” are both amazing pieces of work.
Because I have awesome dance moves, witty sardonic humor and I can laugh others without making them feel like complete crap.
Despite all the tragedies in his life, he manages to continue looking at life with a positive attitude. Also, he’s amazingly brilliant, honest, and funny.
He appeared at the theatre where I work, we met him afterwards in the lobby where he was signing books. He signed our copies of all his books. He was very sweet and complied with my teenage daughter’s request to give him a hug. Very interesting storyteller, and fun-ny!
I think Augusten should meet me because we had a nearly identical childhood (sort of f**d up, but I wouldn’t change a thing). Actually, we have the same name (Come on, Augusten, what’s wrong with the real thing?) we were born 2 months and 2 days apart, and I had a hard time watching my mom get ready to go out or to work every day. I bought the soundtrack and was instantly transported back to the days when my oldest brother would blast his 8 track player to the same music when I was trying to go to sleep…we shared a bedroom, so the only way I could drown it out was to turn on a box fan right in front of my bed on high & drift off to a Thin Lizzie induced slumber. It was fun. I think he would like to meet me.
I would like to tell him how much he has touched my life through his writing, and how glad I am that he has been so successful. I honestly can’t think of anyone more deserving of what he has now.
I love everysingle one of his books, I think his life has been amazing, and I’d love to talk to him about it