A story about Jello Biafra
I just walked in the record store, and there he was!
I was so shocked, I froze. For minutes, even. I watched him buy a record, or two. My friend was a clerk, and was also into DK. He rang him up, which would have been the thrill of anyone’s life. Jello bought something, and then left, walking past me as I was in awe.
We made eye contact, and he nodded.
The thing was, when my friend rang him up, I guess he tried to ask Jello how to bag his stuff… or somethingorother… and Jello didn’t hear him. So he went around with a gleeful claim to fame that “Jello Biafra ignored me!!”
For the rest of the day, I saw my friend wearing a sign saying “Ignored by Jello Biafra”.
I just couldn’t believe the dude was in my favorite record store.

