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jug ears,
a missing front tooth,
and one eye eerily higher than the other
His catch phrase is “What, me worry?”

 

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Alfred E. Neuman is the fictional mascot of EC Publications’ Mad magazine.

He first appeared in November 1954 on the cover of Ballantine’s The Mad Reader, a collection of reprints from earlier issues. Neuman has appeared as Santa Claus, Darth Vader, George Washington and Uncle Sam (“WHO NEEDS YOU”). He ran for President with the slogan, “You could do worse, and always have!” He appeared in issues of the magazine as a candidate for President in both 1968 (when his face appeared on a balloon on the cover among other “candidates”) and 2004; his presidential campaigns were a regular occurrence in the magazine.

Along with his face, Mad also features a humorous quotation by him in every issue. His catch phrase is “What, me worry?”

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