Why I want to meet Stephen Lynch
He is hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. He’s not “funny.” He’s not “comic.” He’s holy-shit-my-ovaries-are-going-to-pop-out-of-my-ears-I’m-laughing-that-hard hilarious.
I love his sense of humor. He seems so laid-back and fun to be around.
Oh, did I mention that he’s relatively cute, too?
You can take your Dane Cook. I just want my Stephen Lynch.

