Christina Ricci (placeholder)

My first hollywood love. Sigh No, but really. Christina was the first celebrity that I ever watched a movie for. I love the fact that she’s not on the cover of every swimsuit magazine and I love the fact that she’s been through life enough to know that she doesn’t have to be on the tip of everyone’s tongues. My friend Sara makes fun of me because I want to “just hug Christina Ricci” and then “watch movies” and be cute. She seems like she’d like she would have fun doing little, fun, best friends on weekends, almost lame things.

She’s just so damn sexy!!!!

I was at a party in Lisbon, elite sort of thing, after the MTV Europe Awards in 2005.

Got Invited by Dave Grohl to it cos he couldn’t get any biz-nitches to take, so I got on my phone and hooked us up with some Lay-deez, the skanks for him of course. Arse should get his own women.

Got there, did my usual thing, wooed a few women and had sex in the toilets with Beyonce (Bitch gives good head), when I hear Christina come in and start bitching about “that ginger guy who everyones all over. Bastard probably couldn’t get it up anyway”.

Well, I forgave her being Jealous instantly, most people are of me, but I couldn’t let that sort of romour spread.

So I pushed Beyonce to the floor, went out, said a few choice words, bent her over the washbasin and taught her exactly why I have a ticket system to my bedroom door each night.

I left the party after that for the Suicide Girl party cos it got broing.

Had to give Jay-Z a slap though, nigga was going on about “capping my ass”.

Foo’

I love all the movies she’s played in.And i think she has an attitude.I like her very much.

to recommend a good plastic surgeon for a forehead reduction.