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i only have one story but i thought it was fuuny wasn’t at the time bout 2 yrs ago my daughter called and said mom guess who i just met at belden villiage and i asked her who and she said walker she said he was going to come to the house when she got home i asked where is he and she had made me a little pony made and named him walker

He’s so nice! I was an extra on Walker Texas Ranger about 10 years ago and he stopped by before a scene and shook some of ours hands. He was so professional but still really nice. Plus, Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep… he waits.

I have always liked Walker Texas Ranger…and I appreciate Norris’ stand for what is right too! He is one of the last old time celebrities who understands what a role model means!

i studied Tang Soo Do under one of his students when i was young,met him that way.

will you come to my school

Once, chuck said to me.
“Bang.”
and all of the sudden i had a crazy pain in my back, long story short i woke up in the hospital with a bullet wound in my back.

Chuck Norris is the best. In the back of the guiness it says : ” Chuck Norris is the winner of all the records”, but they only gave themselves the work to put all in 2 places. Chuck Norris has already counted to infinit. Twice. Once Chuck Norris gave a so fast roundhouse kick that he cross the barrer of time and kicked a ship called Titanic. Chuck Norris has already asked for a Big Mac in Burger King, his wish was done. Chuck Norris has 2 speeds : Walk, and Kill. Once Chuck Norris took a hole glass of pilules to sleep, they made him blink. Chuck Norris can be divided by zero. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer(author of the music You can’t touch this)

I hear his tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry.

OMG It Chuck!