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Not that this is especially unusual, but he licked the side of my freshly shaved head. Wetly.

Well really, who wouldn’t want to meet Jimmy Urine?

He stole my glasses.

I went to their show at the metro like 2 summers ago. i was under the influence of a hullucinagine. plus the show was totally kick ass. then after the show i got him to sign my shirt. best concert ever!

kissed this hottie a few years ago when he came to my hometown. SO RAD!

GIVE IT A NAME 07 Earls Court,London.

Its been a really good day because i’ve seen lots of amazing bands includig Mindless Self Indulgence perform. They were absolutely amazing!

I’ve been kind of careless so i walk past him on my way 2 retrieve my lost fone. There’s a que, he’s making out with a 15yr old boy and the girl nxt 2 the boy is giving him glares while waiting her turn.

I retrieve my fone, find my mates walk past again 20mins later on the way 2 buy some water at which point he sees me holds out arms,walks up to me and hugs me saying “Oh thank fucking God!”

I’m standing limp in his embrace thinking “huh?”. He lets go turns to me and says “Thank God a black person! I didn’t think i’d see one here. London is so fucking weird!”

He then preceedes to get his marker and sign ‘Urine’ on my bare chest because of the dress i’m wearing and licks my cheek. He signs my mates’ tickets and a flyer for me. We take a couple of pics (will upload later) and then leave him 2 make our 2 see the next band which was “THE USED”!!!

he’s strangely sexy… like the frankenstein girls.

Him and his band have actually made a band where I can listen to in all moods! I can relate to most of the songs and I love his voice! He is INSANE! In the good way of course?

Because this man is a fucking GENIUS. He’s so god damn sexy.