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Father of the United States of America. The first US president. The face of the one dollar bill. Any of this ringing a bell?

 

Recent stories by and about George Washington

Why I want to meet George Washington

I really want to meet george, i mean one because he is our founding father, but because i think abotu him alot. I always think abotu him while goign through carwashes and on roller coasters. I always wonder what george would think.

Why things are awkward between me and George Washington

As you can see from my picture, I’m George’s half sister, Mona.

How I met George Washington

well i was chillin in the 1700s, right? and the revolutionary war was going on so i was like whatever. and i was walking in valley forge one day and then this old guy on a horse comes up to me and says “uR h4wT l0l” and then we fell in love. but THAT story isnt in history books!

A story about George Washington

what a guy!

Why I admire George Washington

This is the Father of the Nation and he was amazing! He fighted in the first World War, framed up the Constitution, and was the first President. He also was a scientist and worked on peanuts or acorns or whatever. He got his picture on two monies and that’s more than anybody except Thomas Jefferson and Abe Lincoln. These are amazing things and he never lied or stold or killed anybody (except in the war and that’s not real killing).


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