Burger King Guy (placeholder)

He’s so creepy! I want to be as creepy as him when I grow up.

he just rox! i luv him!

Well, there was this one time in the Phillipines… We had only met twice before, and he always thought I was a pretty hot vampirate, so he bought some champagne after we met up with his friends Count Chocula (whom I have discovered is a blood relation to me!! Who knew?!) and Ronald McDonald. So there we were, drinking and talking, when out of nowhere this little problem I have came up… Hah, one thing you don’t know about Vampirates, is that until they have reached adulthood (300 years old or so) their sex can actually periodically change. As they age, it becomes easier to control. However, it is quite hard yet to control it in times of nervousness or stress. I am 100% female, and nearly an adult (288 years old) but I really liked him, aaannnddd… Yes. blush
Ever since he saw me with equipment that didn’t match his vision, things have been reallllyyy awkward. He’s called me a few times, but always hangs up right when I answer. Maybe I’ll try calling him now…

I never knew about Burger King guy, until my dear friend Polli shared the love with me. Now, I can’t help but adore that happy smile, and the twinkle in his eyes that never dims (because it’s painted on, perhaps, but why quibble about such things). And his hair! So perfect. And oh, how I long to have that white furry thing wrapped around my own neck. Oh, my darling Burger King Guy . . . WHERE ARE YOU???

ETA: I’ve just had a thought! Usually, I don’t eat at BK, nor allow my son to eat there. (Supersize Me, etc.) . . . but perhaps we could start eating there again. Only occasionally, of course. Because HOW COOL WOULD IT BE to really meet him! He’s out there. I wonder how often he makes it to northern California! (Of course, if he finds out about this entry, I’m sure he’ll be here in a flash, dying to meet MEEEEEE).

giggles maniacally