The real reason I want to meet Sportacus
Super muscular. I know all his flips are performed on a trampoline, but I like to pretend he can actually do them :)
He’s not bad-looking either.
Sportacus
Awesome moustache, rad clothes, unrivaled acrobatic power, amazing singing voice, unlimited energy, able to do a billion different kinds of push ups, most active person to ever exist
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Why I admire Sportacus
He can do two thousand one handed handstand pushups and also he can jump off of an airship and land on his feet unscathed but a lot of the time he doesn’t because that would be showoffy.
