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If he were the slightest bit like the guy from Fawlty Towers, I’d be happy.

I think he’s a genius and a good Q on the James Bonds flicks and I hope he works until he dies just like Desmond Llewlyn (sp?) before him.

OK here is A guy who’s physical humour completely cracks me up……the expressions on his face ,and way he flaps his long gangly arms and legs about like some drunken Heron weaving his way home from a day at the fish market…I find it completely endearing ,...and oddly some what sexy…must be the British accent or something….I would love to spend an afternoon with this guy….. Think I would wrap myself up in a British flag , link arms with him , and march down the street , in our Best “Faulty Tower Hitler March” we could muster up, then we would jam ourselves in to the nearest “Austen Mini” , ( which would have a coordinating flag to go with my outfit ), and zip on down to the Bagel shop , where we would dine on a meal of Bagels and cream cheese , (with lox of coarse), Tall glasses of double iced cappuccinos, with a side of chocolate covered coffee beans , (which would make us talk faster , and we could get more visiting in then), he would give me hints on how best to deal with the “Manuel ” types in my life, and lovingly nickname me his” Little Polly”. Then he would walk me home, (as he forgot to put the brake on the Mini, and it rolled down the steep hill , and ended up parked atop the hood of a local police officers patrol car…) , give me a signed limited edition of all twelve “Fawlty Tower” episodes, allow me to climb up on a stool ,and give him a peck on the cheek goodbye, and we would forever there after exchange Christmas greeting cards , and up-dates on how the families are doing….. Be a Bloody Brilliant afternoon I say!

I was at a bird show with my mom and he came up and asked her a question and ended up hanging out with us the rest of the bird show because he didn’t know what he needed. He wasn’t funny at all. I was kinda disappointed.

Cause I could use a good “wet your pants laugh”!

i want to see if i can get a grant to improve my silly walk.

“The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn’t the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack.”
- John Cleese

I didn’t even know John Cleese was a real person. Sewiously. Nope, I’ve never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail (but my friends are working on it). The only place I’ve ever heard ‘johnclease’ before… was in a play. A little one act skit about this man advertising and teaching his one student, a female, about this fictional language called ‘Unamunda’. At least… that’s how I think I remember it being spelled. And in the play, ‘Johnclease’ meant ‘English’.

Yeah, it was a pretty rad play. It was an epsomlootly amazing play. <3

John Cleese. I first heard this name when I was memorizing all the featured actors’ names on the poster for “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.” I was like, Nick. Cool. Then my dad convinced my to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which I LOVED and became hooked on Monty Python, where John Cleese remains my favorite Pythoner.

Lying on the floor of the upper middle class at the age of fifteen I simply had no idea that life would transpire and morph in the manner that it did and I am left in awe-inspiring delusion that it was somehow a dream and that the past 26 years were simply a delusion and that you want to adopt me and my five offspring, one of which is being held captive by the decisions of the Sumner County Court in Sumner County, Tennessee, USA (not my fault) and the others have been positively identified as offspring of a bastard child who has lived up to every single one of his bastardly reputations and hereby forfeits his domination by retracing events back to his unfaithful and treacherous event that destroyed the lives of 4 innocents.

Any questions? Think first and abort later. Faulty towers result in abolished blood lines.